I still have no idea what a philanthropist is…
I think I just went one step further…
1) I am the Doctor
2) The Avengers Theme
3) Hedwig’s Theme
4) He’s a Pirate
5) The Black Pearl
6) Merlin’s Arrival at Camelot
Just… just listen.
OMG this is actually perfect in every single freakin way.
(Source: spirithallow)
has this been done yet i hope not
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
(Source: epic4chan)
TG: im not a heroClick and drag.
*cries*
tHIS AGAIN„..,.,.,.,.
(Source: formerotakufinch)
holy shit I squealed
Kesha, I hope you see this.
awwh this is so precious aw aw pbj forever
(Source: gamzeehonkhonk)
i am a poopoo princess: oncelerswaifu: ammodramus: ahpoordogsbody: foxxypapa: kingofdumb:...
according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are
(drum role please)
a total of 276 different ships
oh come on
throw in another 10 pre-scratch trolls, 24 troll ancestors, 45 lusii*, 8 human ancestors, two dads, two colonel sassacres, becquerel, gcat, an unknown first guardian, doc scratch, lord english, the felt minus snowman, 16 dersite agents, 16 black and white monarchs, 34 denizens, jadesprite, davesprite, doomed rose, the autoresponder, doomed john, doomed vriska and (jack, karkat, terezi, gamzee, sollux, kanaya), doomed slick, doomed quarters, wv, ar, pm, serenity, secret wizard, mushroom farmer, crumplehat, casey, secret wizard, maplehoof, mini maplehoof, jaspers, mutie, halley, squarewave, sawtooth, brobot, ms paint, andrew hussie
* feferi and the condesce shared a lusus; the signless and the handmaid never had one
that’s about 233 unique characters whose existence has at least been implied
who can be shipped in 27028 ♥ pairs
if we acknowledge the fact that people ship humans in alien romances we’d have to add another 27028 ♠ and 54056 ♦ pairs (because moirallegiance isn’t commutative)
from among n characters we can select n(n-1)/2 pairs to be auspisticized between, and (n-2) auspistices, giving us 6243468 ♣ triplets
total ships: 6351580
Six Million, Three Hundred And Fifty-One Thousand, Five Hundred And Eighty Ships
including stuff like “jadesprite ♦ pre-scratch goatdad” and “post-scratch colonel sassacre ♣ secret wizard and mushroom farmer”
you’re welcome
forget armadas we could have a nation populated by ships
